The Battle Against Board Game Box Stickers: Preserving Aesthetics & Value
STOP! Have You Seen My Board Game Box Sticker!?
Listen, I am a board game enthusiast. I love the thrill of strategizing, the satisfaction of outwitting my opponents, and most of all, the beautiful boxes that board games come in. But there’s a small issue I need to address. It’s about game box stickers. You know, those pesky, unnecessary pieces of adhesive that somehow end up slapped right onto the cardboard – a ritual that inevitably ruins the aesthetic and potentially the condition of the box. And it’s all very disappointing. But, I digress. Let’s dive into the perplexing world of game box stickers and how they could, maybe, go the way of dial-up internet and floppy disks.
But first, please sit back, relax, and let me take you on a journey through this intricate, infuriating, and overall hilarious realm of game box stickers.
The Chronicles of Game Box Stickers: A Brief History
It’s a phenomenon that puzzles us all. Why would a revered company like Ravensburger – renowned for their dedication to quality – still insist on plastering their beautiful game boxes with stickers? A question that has boggled the minds of many, if not all, board game aficionados. Let’s break it down, section by section, starting with…
The Downfalls of Sticker-on-Box Culture
The Aesthetics
Board game boxes are, in many ways, art. They showcase intricate and captivating designs, often serving as the first impression, luring us into the fantastic world within. That is, until a giant sticker plops itself right amidst this masterpiece. It’s like someone drew a masterpiece, and then some child scribbled crayons all over it – heartbreaking, to say the least. A game box serves more than just the content; it adds to the ambiance of the gaming experience. And, as we store our games on open shelves, the box becomes part of the decor.
The Residue
You may think the obvious solution here is to peel the sticker off, right? Wrong. In many cases, these stickers leave a ghastly, sticky residue behind, tarnishing the box forever. And even worse, sometimes the box itself is ripped and damaged when making the attempt. It’s a tragedy, really.
The Making and Breaking of Collections
For collectors, the condition of a game box is crucial. The presence of a sticker – or the damage caused by its removal – can significantly impact the value of their prized possessions. It’s not simply about the game itself; it’s about preserving and cherishing the entire package.
The (Supposed) Reasons for Sticker-on-Box Culture
Now, I’m not a monster, so I get that there might be reasons for this…unfortunate practice. For example, some argue that omitting shrink wrap and using stickers can reduce plastic waste. While it’s a noble idea, it hardly justifies the adverse effects mentioned earlier. Then there’s the idea of cost reduction – but I raise you this point: would you really want to sacrifice the happiness and sanity of your loyal customers for a few bucks saved?
The Solutions to Sticker-on-Box Culture
Do not despair dear friends, for all hope is not lost. Here are a few solutions to combat our sticky adversaries:
The Hair Dryer + Goo Gone + Razor Blade Technique
An age-old method involving a hairdryer to heat the glue, a razor blade to gently lift the adhesive and Goo Gone to eliminate any pesky residue. It’s a delicate dance requiring patience and a surgeon’s precision, but it can save your box from the grips of adhesive doom.
Lighter Fluid Method
Another option is using lighter fluid, soaked on a sticker, and gently removed with a straight edge. This leaves no residue and has been proven effective by librarians, who know a thing or two about removing stickers.
A Change in Manufacturing
Better yet, how about we eliminate the problem altogether and ditch the game box stickers? Let’s opt for more environmentally friendly methods, like cardboard bands or eco-friendly seals. No more unsightly, uncooperative stickers; just beautiful, pristine game boxes!
Final Thoughts
As we have established, game box stickers are a multifaceted issue, leaving us equal parts baffled and amused. But it’s a problem that can, and should, be solved. The fate of our game boxes, game nights, and sanity depend on it.
And so, dear reader, the next time you find yourself cursing those game box stickers, fear not – because you now have an arsenal of methods to conquer them. But perhaps one day, we can live in a sticker-free world, where game boxes can bask in their intended glory.
Until then, I’ll be over here, doing battle with residue and dreaming of that sticker-less utopia.
